Plushie
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Adoption
Many come to us saying how much they love all the plushies and wish they could take one, two, or more home with them. Now, in limited quantities, we're adopting out our beloved plushies to good homes!
Our plush friends come from all over the continent, over the sea, and some even from another world! (... Or so it's said.) We couldn't possibly just keep their huggable selves all to OUR selves, and we'd love to send them home to you!
All plushies have been crafted with care, inspected, restitched, vaccinated, restuffed, defanged, uncursed, re-articulated, and handled with the utmost of love!
Inquire at the front desk or ask your waiter/waitress.
Supplies are limited!! ♡
(NEW!) Dwarf Rabbit
This cute little rabbit automaton is just as soft as a real rabbit!
And it eats greens and veggies too!
Where does it all go? Who knows!
AND ITTASTES JUST LIKE A REAL RABBITRUMI NO WE ARE NOT WRITING THAT ON THE BROCHURE DO NOT WRITE THAT ON THE BROCHURE ARONA WHAT ARE YOU DO--
Adoption Fee (Minion): 30,000 gil
Calca
These creepy- Ahem, we mean, ADORABLE - little dolls are definitely not haunted, and we're definitely not trying to break any curses - simply pass them along to you, our wonderful customers!
THE DOLLS. Not curses.
No curses here.
Definitely certified clear of curses and unable to follow you around the room with their eyes when you're not looking.
Nope! Not at all. We definitely don't want to part with them because we keep waking up to them rummaging through the knives or appearing on our beds without explanation.
Take one home today!
Maybe two!
PLEASE.
Adoption Fee (Minion): 6,666 gil
Stuffed Cait Sith
Quite unlike the chubby felines that Eorzeans are so fond of, this lithe feline has a much more refined air, as though it were the fanciest creature at a tea party.
Also, it's got big cute pink feets.
They're super squishy.
Just try squeezing them and not feeling better afterwards!
Adoption Fee (Stuffed): 30,000 gil
Plush Cushion
Need a place to sit, but the floor is giving your rear a push?
Bring home a plush cush for your tush! So soft and cush, you'll turn to mush.
Cotton filling so soft, give it a sm--
((You see some odd brown stains on the flyer and the rest of the letters look like
the last word is 'Smush.'
...Did someone die while writing this?))
Adoption Fee (Minion): 60,000
Clockwork Barrow
Nothing says accessorizing a plushie display than a cute wheelbarrow to stow them away in for transport! Also great for when you want to your kids to work outside.
Adoption Fee (Minion): 30,000 gil
Tomato King
Do you pronounce it to-MAY-to or to-MAH-to?
Incorrect on both counts. You pronounce it 'Your Majesty, Great King Tomato.'
A plush this regal deserves no less than that, and no less than your heart's full devotion! He will rule your plush collection with only the most merciful of hand (leaf? We're not entirely sure what to call it).
We promise, only SOME of these walk around and screech commands at you. It's hard for us to tell until they start up.
Adoption Fee (Stuffed): 70,000 gil
Adoption Fee (Minion): 75,000 gil
Mandragora Queen
This precious little regent will rule your room with an air of grace and dignity.
While, canonically, she's wed to the Tomato King... Everybody at the staff agrees that the Eggplant Knight is a better pairing.
Whatever! She's cute! Cute!!!
Adoption Fee (Stuffed): 45,000 gil
Adoption Fee (Minion): 80,000 gil
Onion Prince
This sad looking little princeling is such a kind little creature. One hug from him, and even the stoutest of hearts will cry! Or, hell, just be around him, and you'll cry! With joy! And stinging eyes!
Adoption Fee (Stuffed): 60,000 gil
Adoption Fee (Minion): 50,000 gil
Eggplant Knight
A perfect (if not slightly angry looking) picture of chivalry, this little aubergine chevalier will valiantly protect you from even the scariest of dreams whilst you slumber, or pesky passers-by!
"Eggplant Knight, what do you have there?"
The sounds of clattering metal and screeching can be heard.
"NOOOO!"
-Overheard at the Plushie Cafe
Adoption Fee (Stuffed): 50,000 gil
Adoption Fee (Minion): 60,000 gil
Garlic Jester
This aromatic little jokester is wont to follow folks around, and let's be real - you can NEVER have too much garlic in your recipes-- er, life!
We promise, his jokes and tricks are not directly proportionate to his smell!
Adoption Fee (Stuffed): 50,000 gil
Adoption Fee (Minion): 60,000 gil
Nana Bear
Unlike many small teddy bears, this one is keen to traipse about alongside you all on it's own!
Don't let that dissuade you from giving it a warm hug and ride in your arms, though!
Adoption Fee (Minion) : 35,000 gil
Tiny Rat
Rumi wanted to add these to the snack menu. Simon had to shut that down quick. They're too cute for that.
Also, they're not actually edible.
Adoption Fee (Minion): 15,000 gil
Stuffed Chocobo or Moogle?!
Two lovable classics!
A plush freshly-hatched chocobo with eyes as cute as a button!
OR...
A replica (...we swear. Simon definitely didn't skin a Moogle and stuff it) of the beloved creatures of the Twelveswood and Moghome!
These ones are perfectly content to let you squish their poms.
Both are Kan-E-Senna approved!
Adoption Fee (Stuffed) : 20,000 gil each!
Chimera
These mismatched darlings came to us in pieces... So, our ever-talented Rumiel put the pieces together to give these lovely plushies a life of their own! Literally!
(Note: Plushie Cafe does not retain any liability for damages related to owning this plushie. By adopting this plushie, you, the Parent, are legally liable and responsible for any and all maiming, mayhem, loss of life, or other related injury sustained.)
Adoption Fee (Minion) : 50,000 gil
Wind-up Aldgoat
Did you know? Ishgardian folklore uses the noble Aldgoat as a symbol of greed and gluttony, while the Dunesfolk see them as a symbol of wealth and prosperity!
Either way, they're the GOAT!
Adoption Fee (Minion): 15,000 gil
Korpokkur Kid
Rumi's literal favorite critter in the entire world that she's ever seen, ever, and she will probably fight you instead of letting you take one home. Ask Simon, he's got the bruises to prove it.
Adoption Fee (Minion) : 60,000 gil
Plushie Pile!
Having trouble deciding on just one?
Want to take home your own small family of plushies?
Then this is the choice for you!
Just don't try to pull them apart. They're inseperable! Seriously! We don't have any clue why. Luna just hugged a bunch all at once and they became stuck. We tried to get Xandy to slash them apart (gently) but to no avail...
Adoption Fee (Stuffed) : 15,000 gil